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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 12:27
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
My son got caught peeing on a carpet in his room and he is 12 years old. What should I do?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Scientists investigate parasite's lifecycle to combat deadly Chagas disease - Phys.org
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Don't miss the half-lit first quarter moon rise tonight — Here's what to look for - Space
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scientists Stumble Upon The World’s Oldest Stomach Stone Fossil - The Daily Galaxy
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Are infrared sauna blankets safe to use at home?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
No go.
—
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics